A word about guild application forms

Have you guys seen those application forms that other guilds use? They all have the same questions and everyone writes almost the same answer. You know what I’m talking about: “Why do you want to join our guild?” and “What are you looking for in a guild?”. Then they try to see if you have some sense of humor by having you tell them a joke. We all know people just google a joke and then copy paste it. There’s nothing wrong with the questions but it doesn’t give you some vital information. For all you know the person could be a total psychopath, killing and raping children. I know this guild doesn’t have an application form but if you're planning to make one, please put some real meaningful questions in it.

For example:
You are alone in a room with dog and a jar of peanut butter, what do you do to entertain yourself?

The answers will probably be along these lines:

1. Petting the dog.
I see nothing wrong here, perfectly viable answer. It show the person cares about animals and I would encourage taking him into the guild.

2. Playing with the dog.
Again a good answer and a valid candidate.

3. Playing with the jar of peanut butter.
A little tricky, personally I find it a bit disturbing. Maybe he/she is somewhat retarded.

4. Eating the peanut butter.
Well it just shows he/she is probably fat. If you don’t want fat people in your guild you can reject him/her, otherwise I see nothing wrong with it.

5. Anything about applying peanut butter to body parts and letting the dog lick it off.
This is what it’s all about. This is the reason why you asked the question. You Do Not Want These People In Your Guild!

6. Smashing the dog’s head in with the jar of peanut butter, or hurting the dog in any manner.
Again, You Do Not Want These People In Your Guild!

Any thoughts on this? Of course if you have a good question in your mind feel free to post it! That way we can filter out all the crazy/insane/mental/child abusing/murdering psychopaths.

Sleel wrote:

For example:
You are alone in a room with dog and a jar of peanut butter, what do you do to entertain yourself?

*looks at porn folder filled with anthro*

Eeeer..... I won't answer this one. ._.

i was thinking along the lines of "why is it always peanutbutter, why not MARMITE nom nom nom nom!!!" and i dont like dogs ...*kicks wife*

i also mutilate my self from time to time....

anthro a dog bunzz ?? you sicko <3 xD

Soooo eating the peanut butter is bad?

But what about then stuffing the dog into the jar and putting the lid on? You could then mail it to Bunzz in a convenient little package. Plus it wouldnt be cruel as the dog would have the butter to lick from the jar in the post.

And dont say it wouldn't fit .... i've seen some pretty big jars and those Chiuahuas are pretty damn small. I wouldnt advise bunzz to use it immediately on delivery though. It migh be a little irritated by the trip.

Tsk. >_>

I have a special stick to caress the dog with.

so i am Led to believe.

*would have replied earlier but had to get off the computer so the wife could download more dungeon porn for later*

lmao Nightwish bahahahaahahah whips n chains kinky

Nightwish wrote:

Soooo eating the peanut butter is bad?

I never said it was bad. But if your idea of entertainment is eating a jar of peanut butter you probably look like this:

lol i like the piccie but i was thinking more along the lines of

Nightwish wrote:

lol i like the piccie but i was thinking more along the lines of

Watch out with those kind of pics. C will be pissed.

*runs away to a place where women don't look aka the basement where the central heating is*